Monday, November 19, 2007

Knowledge is Power

Its 8 oclock at night--do you know who your next door neighbor is?

They prey on our electricity, pollute our gene pool, and feast on our brains. They are Alternate Humans and they have come to conquer us.

Cyborgs, aliens, humans, zombies--these creatures are not the future, but a present gone horribly wrong. It is up to YOU the American citizen to protect our way of life from these savage beasts of perversion.

In conjunction with the United States Department of Agriculture , we have created a special educational video to arm Americans with the knowledge they need to rid the world of these infestations.




Remember citizens: Diligence prevails!!!

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